Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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