I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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