I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
