I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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