ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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