just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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