I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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