hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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