I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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