Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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