I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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