glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Randomize
