like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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