We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
