don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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