Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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