I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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