Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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