i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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