On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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