i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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