Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Your penis caused this!
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