Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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