Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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