Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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