Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ugly people sure do ruin things
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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