i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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