I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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