dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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