is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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