Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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