There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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