Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Can't talk, ducks in the car
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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