You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
