i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
