we're chasing vodka with high fives
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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