he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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