quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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