i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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