So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
