Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hippo gnu deer
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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