We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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