Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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