And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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