West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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