i just google imaged poop.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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