Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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