Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
