You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Randomize
