My nipple is on Facebook.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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